I fucking hate you Riva.
Other news, I have decided to join the GW Hatchet Newspaper as their restaurant review columnist. Classes are getting challenging with a ton of reading. Plus, I have social obligations to hang out with people at frats, or at clubs around the DC area. Not much to report about that guy since he's really shy and has been stand offish. Hmm, always been with guys who were very aggressive to hook up. Sex is everywhere and I must tell you two weird dorm stories straight from gwu.
So like my friend Katie invites this guy into her room. They're having sex and he's really bad at it. She said if he wanted to be on top and he said are you sure? Right. So they're like naked the next morning so the guy starts pissing on the bed from being drunk last night. She moves him and he's still pissing on the bed. She and her roommate throw stuff at him and he still doesn't wake up. So they like throw him out of the room along with the mattress. Fun stuff with piss everywhere.
My friend, Arheila was really really drunk one night. So like She came to her bed and threw up. So she decided to sleep on her throw up since she was so drunk. When she woke up the next morning, she smelled like rotten cheese.
Yeah, you guys are probably wondering why I don't have weird experiences yet, but maybe because I haven't told you.
So like I was at this frat party last friday with my buddies and we're all like dancing. So each of us hooks up with a guy in our circle of friends, which I go against that because you have to hang with them even when stuff is over. We're all like doing the bump and grind and I happen to do the bump and grind with Charles. We all go back to Mike's room and we're all like making out with each other. I make out with Charles. Lindsay makes out with David. Katie makes out with Eric. Mike makes out with Devin. Yes, what a scene. The alcohol makes everything better. And what is weird is that we're all emotionally attached. I have advocated not to get emotionally attached for around a few months since a girl doesn't want to get her heart broken. And it feels like shit.
Yeah, we went over to see the monuments at like three in the morning to see stuff. Georgetown is also a good option to just eat and shop. We're all going to get our palms read this weekend. Oh fun stuff. Yeah, my friend, Katie almost got raped by this frat guy at his apartment.
What can i say? We're young and restless. | 
